pc: lucas

[sacredpath]

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[sacredpath]

Yes please! This is supposed to be heaven and this has been the single place so far that is actually good.

[faithkept]

[Thinking about the other places...]

...I would agree... It's certainly the best, at least. Many of the other places I've enjoyed have been involved with the deaths, as well.

[sacredpath]

That's why I posted that announcement. No one had better dare die in here.

[faithkept]

Oh, that was you? [A nod...] It's a reasonable request to make, I feel. I would worry for the safety of these sweet little dogs... Their legs are so very small, how could they run quickly if they needed to escape danger...?

[sacredpath]

They might also eat the body.

[faithkept]

...Do you think so?

[sacredpath]

It's always possible. They could get hungry. And if they aren't used to us, they may not know better.

[faithkept]

[Frowning faintly as he gazes at a cute little chubby bread loaf-shaped corgi.]

That's true, I suppose... Goodness. Let's pray that they're spared from such a thing.

[The corgis. The body would be dead so it can suffer a little indignity...]

[sacredpath]

[it definitely could and will happen.]

It might upset their little stomachs.

[faithkept]

[It is not what the corgis deserve but it is what these clowns deserve.]

I would worry about that, as well... If they aren't used to... raw meat, really, then it could do them harm.

[sacredpath]

I didn't think of that. And imagine if the murder was accomplished using poison of some sort...?

[it's horrible to imagine that a sweet corgi could get sick if it ate the body of someone who was poisoned to death and dumped here.]

[faithkept]

Oh, dear—I didn't think of that, either.

[MURDERER(S) THINK OF THE POOR CORGIS he's displeased over the notion...]

These sweet dogs are such innocent souls... Perhaps we ought to bar the entrance to that car on Thursday evening.