sacredpath | week 3 curfew

[here except it's shadowheart instead of tav getting called maidenless by a skeleton man]

I still do not see how that was any of his business.

[ haha ]

That corpse just called you single.

It isn't my fault. The only one who is even slightly appealing will set you on fire if you touch her.

Sounds like something you could work through.

Why, exactly, does it care so much anyway?

I really couldn't tell you. We accidentally freed him from an ancient crypt and he started following us around and speaking vaguely about fate.

He is rather friendly, though. If you do have to pay him to bring someone back to life, he pretends not to notice if you pickpocket him after.

[where were his big naturals?]

I can't believe the nerve on that zombie.

He's not there to criticize my love life, he's there for us to pay him to come back to life if we die. And also... summon souls to fight for us? I was never clear on that part.

And yet he still did.

Or was it your love life he was trying to resurrect?

I do hope not. He is more involved in my life than I am currently comfortable with, considering he is simply a skeleton we found in a crypt.

Rather an unlikely addition to the entourage, yeah.

At least you're making friends!

I have friends! Sort of! I like some of them, even.

[memshares this, 9:53 to 11:07, tav is not there.]

[ haha. yeah! ]

Oh. I have friends like that too.

[nodding! you always understand bestie]

Once she stopped being so annoying about trying to kill me for the artefact all the time, we got along just fine.

[ two minutes of anders and fenris bickering. yay! ]

Oh. I didn't. I hated him forever.

[god.]

But you didn't kill each other. A success story.

[ okay sorry one more just for funsies 1:43 to 2:26 but all their banter ... so stupid ... ]

Why couldn't he be dead too ...

[jesus. kids could you lighten up a little...

she pats him soothingly]

Maybe he's just in hell?

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spiritbalm - 2025-03-07 01:45 (UTC) - Expand

[WELL OKAY.]

Jesus.

[well, okay.]

She wanted to duel me for it at dawn. I'm decent enough in a fight, but I'm not a brawler.

[she was only trying to kill her in the dead of night so she wouldn't be killed in broad daylight the next morning.]

Edited 2025-03-07 03:05 (UTC)

True, that is the smart move.

[Somewhat uncertain now...]

And how did it finish?

The others woke and settled things down...

[she didn't murder lae'zel. sigh. so boring.]

I'd say we're actually friendly enough now. Although she is still one of the most frustrating people I've ever known.

[memshares making out with lae'zel at the tiefling party, no this is a joke, or is it...]

[is it one, siz]

[i wish it was true because i love them but if you play too hard to get with lae'zel she gets mad and fucks wyll instead and then tells you about it in detail and i think that's probably more accurate to what happened here.]

[ memshares her memsharing this so its real ]

[it's not a joke i'm godmodding you, he's watching them kiss RIGHT NOW]

I see. [HM.] Well. Sometimes friendship's more fun with a little friction. Just maybe not the physical kind.

[unless???]