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...No, not really.
[she's mostly just being rude.]
He'll grow up to be a handful, but he knows not to bite the hands that feed him.
[she's mostly just being rude.]
He'll grow up to be a handful, but he knows not to bite the hands that feed him.
[voids you voids you voids you.]
I wish I could say I wasn't expecting this.
[but she still looks troubled and a bit frustrated, purplish black smoke starting to gather under her skin in response. she looks at him.]
How are you feeling?
I wish I could say I wasn't expecting this.
[but she still looks troubled and a bit frustrated, purplish black smoke starting to gather under her skin in response. she looks at him.]
How are you feeling?
[she... can't help but laugh a little at the way he phrased that, even though she gets it.]
Yes, exactly. It would be nice if everything was as we were told it would be, but how often is that ever the case?
Yes, exactly. It would be nice if everything was as we were told it would be, but how often is that ever the case?
I... don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more than that. With the apples.
The snake? You mean the salamander?
[she doesn't know a christianity.]
[she doesn't know a christianity.]
Oh --
It is a thing, in the scripture. The Garden of Eden, and the snake that tempted humanity's first sin, to disobey by eating fruit from the forbidden tree...
[ Sometimes I am like I better not assume the Funger Bible is the same because this world is sooo fucked up! and then I remember Marcoh literally namedropped Sodom and Gomorrah so I'm like I guess it's just the fucking Bible. Whatever! Whatever!!! Claims this knowledge because apparently it's coming in handy!!! ]
It is a thing, in the scripture. The Garden of Eden, and the snake that tempted humanity's first sin, to disobey by eating fruit from the forbidden tree...
[ Sometimes I am like I better not assume the Funger Bible is the same because this world is sooo fucked up! and then I remember Marcoh literally namedropped Sodom and Gomorrah so I'm like I guess it's just the fucking Bible. Whatever! Whatever!!! Claims this knowledge because apparently it's coming in handy!!! ]
Oh.
[well that retroactively makes that so tacky.]
Ew. They really are just so... heavy-handed about it.
[well that retroactively makes that so tacky.]
Ew. They really are just so... heavy-handed about it.
The angels seemed convinced we wouldn't touch it. But I'm not so sure.
They told me about the religion where people worship a baby. Is that the bible?
[it is.]
It's a baby that grew up and was crucified and died.
It's a baby that grew up and was crucified and died.
Do you know what sort of sins are considered the worst by that church?
Ah. A common one, unless you're talking about Bhaal.
[but that's neither here nor there.]
[but that's neither here nor there.]
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